im drinking this country out of the recession.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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