i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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