i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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