it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
