Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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