That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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