check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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