do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I had to cum in my sink.
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