I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
3 2 1 whiskey
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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