The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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