singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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