awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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