Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
