I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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