How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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