If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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