remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
No subtext here. People are naked.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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