I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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