do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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