last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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