i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
