I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
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