Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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