we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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