Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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