She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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