what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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