There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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