Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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