he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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