The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
