fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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