we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Randomize
