No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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