The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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