I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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