She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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