it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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