I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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