Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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