Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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