someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize