Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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