watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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