So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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