I'm going to jail i love you
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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