New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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