jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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