No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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