bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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