Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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