Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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