at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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