just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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