you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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