Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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